I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...– Voltaire (via c-ulo)
pityreblogs: sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people) “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year