May 2013
“I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...”
– Voltaire (via c-ulo)
pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
richwhitelesbian:
wizcoylifa:
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
